Who is Chachaman?

He’s the coolest guy in the Supermarket, he’s the one who gets shit done.

He lives for his family and will die for his friends.

He loves his style, he has morals, he has a badman car.

He’ll do anything for you if you treat him and his family with respect.

Call him Chachaman and he’ll own it.

We can deliver to you if you live in Birmingham with a Brum postcode.

Or you can have it posted to you via Royal Mail.

Please make sure to choose these items after you’ve typed in your address details and contact number at the checkout form. Super Important you do this please.

We have to charge for delivery as we are small little independent community company. it’s hard out there for small businesses. We’re not Amazon remember.

If your order is over £60, it will be free postal delivery.

Remember to choose your delivery options at checkout once you’ve entered your contact details and address. Super important you do this. Cheers.

He is married and is not looking for another wife.

You can be his special friend and go for a chai and samosa.

Mohammed Rafi and Asha on repeat. Nazia Hassan always. Everything else is buquass.

Take care when you give it to someone else to wash and iron as you watch the Rawalpindi Express bowl out England.